Yesterday, my younger brother, Mr. Ham, and I were discussing a certain vehicle. This was our conversation:
Ham: That car is worthless
Me: It's not that bad. It actually drives pretty nicely and it gets great gas mileage.
H: If you're that desperate for good gas mileage, get a horse.
M: (Laughing) What? That doesn't make any sense! A _____ can carry at least 3 if not 4 people. A horse can't carry more than 2 at most.
H: Eh, just get a horse side car.
M: (Laughing harder) Okay, so that makes it be able to sit 2 what are the kids gonna sit on my lap?
H:(Chuckling) Nah, build a side car for each side of the horse.
M: (Still laughing) Hmmm, so it would stabilize a horse. Ohhh, I could save money and get a horse that is perpetually drunk (because, obviously no one is going to want a drunk horse) and the side cars could keep him from falling over! Wow, what a money saver!
By the end of our conversation Ham and I were in full on hysterics. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is a normal conversation in my family. Our conversations may not go exactly like that every time, they could have different content, but the goofiness is a constant.
Have a great day!
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